Friday, February 13, 2015

happy valentine's day


nothing says i respect you more than rohypnol in your glass.  i hart women.

Monday, February 9, 2015

rocky mountain high

god damn, i went to church sunday morning.  bought edibles at the end of airport road in breckenridge.  it was 10 am and sunday.  hallefuckin'luja.  testify.  

breckenridge is situated at 9,000ish feet.   so roasting a chicken took about 1/3 longer than at sea level, 80 minutes.  my bottle of hair conditioner ejaculated on me in the shower.  altitude.  you should see the bags of kettle brand chips, they look like violet from willy wonka after she chews the gum and inflates.  was violet the one who says snozberries?

from america alijazeera

Sweet Grass Truffle Brownie, Incredibles Peanut Budda Buddha, Beyond Mars Fruit Chewz, Chocolit, Claudie Bears—the menus at Colorado marijuana dispensaries often read like a tour of Willy Wonka’s factory.

i like the snozberries




Sunday, February 1, 2015

feb one

10 inches, unofficially.


stroker ace and husband

stroker ace and husband part deux

margaritas on the patio?

stroker ace behind cucumber trellis

the utility wires look like they are wrapped in foam.